Joke for the Day

The Monastery

A man joined a very strict monastic order where he was permitted to say only 2 words a year.

At the end of the 1st year, the abbot told him he could say his 2 words. He replied, "bed hard."

At the end of the 2nd year, when the abbot allowed him to speak his 2 words again he said, "food lousy."

At the end of the 3rd year, when the abbot told him he could speak he said, "I quit."

The abbot replied:

"Well, I'm not surprised, all you do is complain."