Joke for the Day

Cold Comfort

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital towards the exit in his wheelchair, just before his operation.

An attendant stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"

He replied, "The nurse said, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"

The attendant replied, "She was just trying to comfort you! What's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me! She was talking to the doctor!"